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My Dad, The Great

 We are sitting at Northstar waiting for our carry-out food and I notice that my dad has picked up a copy of BUST magazine.
Me: Um...Dad?
Dad: What? Oh. I wanted to read the article about 'What a Girl Wants" because I need some ideas for your mom for Christmas.
 (In the middle of waiting for our food, I glance over at my Dad.  He actually IS reading that article.)

Dec 20th

Tact

Giles: Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?

Cordelia: Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.

Dec 16th

“The message is that true love will conquer all, which may or may not be true but...”

– John Green

Dec 16th

Somewhere out there

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky Somewhere out there if love can see us through Then we'll be together somewhere out there Out where dreams come true

Dec 16th

“Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in...”

– Bob Thaves

Dec 16th

Dec 15th

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Youtube user: Dear John Green, you have a lot of advice for straight people about relationships, but what about gay people?

John Green: Same advice, different pronouns.

Dec 15th

The Gay Agenda

Someone call San Francisco! The Gay Agenda has been leaked! This from user VT Idealist on Feministing.com: The Gay Agenda 8:00 - Networking reception and mingling with straight people. Coffee and pastries will be provided. 8:30 - Welcome and opening remarks 9:00 - Initiation of America’s youth into The Gay 10:15 - Break. Opportunity for lusting after straight people in sex-segregated...

Dec 14th

Bad Day

Buffy: I just had a bad day.
Dawn: Well, join the club.
Buffy: Could I be president?
Dawn: I'm president. You could be the janitor.

Dec 14th

Procrastination.

Total time spent this weekend complaing about/putting off essay: 24+ hours Total time spent working on essay that is now halfway done: 1.5 hours Lesson: When I plan to write a paper, I should make sure I budget in procrastination time.

Dec 14th

Too much homophobia up in the music industry →

Dec 14th

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“‘But why’s she got to go to the library?’ ‘Because that’s what Hermione does....”

– Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (via malfoyy)(via infinitebutterflies)(via thefallingoftherain)(via dreamawaymydear) (via togetlost) (via oh-theplacesyoullgo) (via fuckyeahhptrio) The upside of being in the library all weekend is that my Hermione street cred has gone up.

Dec 13th

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Make it Rain.

“Rain was usually associated with the male principle, as in the case of Jupiter Pluvius whose watery ‘semen’ fertelized Mother Earth.” -The Woman’s Dictionary of Symbols and Sacred Objects I now have a new intellectual repsect for the hypermasculinity of Fat Joe’s “Make it Rain.” http://www.metrolyrics.com/make-it-rain-lyrics-fat-joe.html

Dec 13th

“When I say to you, there is nobody like me, and there never was, that is a...”

– Lady Gaga (via fuckyeahladygaga) There’s this big hullabaloo about whether or not Lady Gaga is a feminist. I think she cleared that up for us.

Dec 13th

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